Overheard at the Doctor

Doctor: So there's this thing in your shoulder called a labrum...
Truman and Gwen: Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.

Five K fun run? Five Kilometers of fun! Sunshine and butterflies and blood! Lots of blood!

Overheard in the Nursery

Atmospheric conditions must be conducive to bubble longevity.

Truman Overheard

What do you take me for?
A woman beater.
Sad! I'll beat you for that!!

Starcraft 2

He looks like a bug that smacked into a Death Eater who then smacked into Darth Vader.

Er...

(About a screwdriver): "What is this doing on the floor?"
"I was screwing the back onto Captain Kirk"
"Well are you done screwing Captain Kirk?"

Sexy, Sexy!!!

I'll show you a sexy naan explosion...

Perin: What we need to see is a mud wrestling match between Caprica Six and Our Mrs. Reynolds.
Ashley: Who would win?
Perin: Me.

Oh, I though you said pimp...I hate going grocery shopping with my pimp!