Snoop Dogg...Fo Shizzle.

Concerning Snoop Dogg converting to Mormonism:

Gwen: "Can't wait to do some baptisms for the dizzle!"
Mom: No! It's "baptizles for the dizzle!"

Why is it always Truman?

Play THAT through 20ft speakers! It'd blow your clothes off. Then you'd be NAKED. (Disdainfully) Go put your clothes on.

7:00 am

Gwen: It's far to early to be alive.
Tru: Agreed. The cyanide is under the sink.

Overheard on Easter

Tru: You get some arms! Happy Easter

Overheard on Easter

Tru: You get some arms! Happy Easter

10b

Truman and I shouldn't be allowed in the same room. It gets too weird.

Gwen: Ha! Did you hear me?
Tru: Yeah "Glycerin! Glycerin! Glycerin! BIFF"

Overheard at Dinner, Again.

Gwen: You cannot withstand the power of COSMIC BAMBI!
Dad: I can with the help of Godzilla.
Gwen: Yeah, but that's not Cosmic Bambi. Cosmic Bambi is all shiny and stuff.
Dad: I guess I'll bring Mechagodzilla.
Tru: You're bringing the Islamic Godzilla?



Mom: I'm gonna bite your slipper in the shoe department.