Gwen and Truman are both Professional and Productive at Work

An IM conversation:

Truman Blanchard 2:30 PM
I think they gave me a dud computer, this thing is slower than frozen molasses going up a hill backwards.
Gwen Hammer 2:30 PM
That was a beautiful analogy.
Is your computer running Windows 7?
Truman Blanchard 2:33 PM
I think it might be walking Windows 7, yes
Gwen Hammer 2:34 PM
yuck yuck
Truman Blanchard 2:34 PM
It is too late in the afternoon for morning sickness.
Gwen Hammer 2:34 PM
No, that would be "hurk, hurk"
Truman Blanchard 2:35 PM
Ah, subtle distinction.


(but really we are professional...out loud...)

Motherhood and Musical Instruments

Dad: Speaking of placentas...hand me that piano.

IMac

(A conversation over Facebook and text)

Gwen: So...Gravity.
Ethan: Just go back! So good!
Gwen: In iMac 3d?
Gwen: Imax*
Ethan: Yes. Apple Mcdonalds in the 3rd dimension.

From Our Elder

Elder Blanchard: Time to go, my hour is up, and my computer turns into a pumpkin if I do not log off on time.

The Internet

Justin: What did people do socially before the internet?
Gwen: They had tea parties.

Shopping as a Family is still Hilarious

I set fiiiiiire...to your braaaain! With LSD, and cocaaaaaine!

Scrabble and Robinho

Mom: Craggy. You know, like lots of crag.


Jordan: This is a word; I know it: Dorb.


Truman: Robin-ho. He's one of the merrier men.