Concerning Electric Fences

This isn't new but I had forgotten it:

"Yes, but do you know what they sound like?" "Yes, they sound like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"

What I Have So Far

So here are the few I have so far:

(Waving around a fist full of 100's) Sell me enough shiny stuff to use this up!!

"Where's Dad's bash guard and can I use it?"

"I can't read German!...You have a woolly mach-en?...TWO woolly mach-ens?"

"You should fix that, you don't have a lawn mower...they're going to eat your braaaains!!"

Hello Everybody

So I've been wanting to jump on the blogging bandwagon for a while, but I haven't the time or the energy to do anything really sweet with my own life. So I'm doing one for my family, sort of not really.

I come home a few times a week just to visit and hang out with my family. Every once in a while I overhear one line of conversation that is either really funny out of whatever context it's supposed to be in or that I just plain mishear. I have posted a few of these on my Facebook account, but I think that this is a better option. Why not take advantage of the new literacy that has begun to take shape in the Age of the Interwebz?

I imagine that this blog will be more like a twitter account than an actual blog. This will probably be the longest post you get.

Will anyone read it? Doubt it. But it will be a fun dip in the blogging pool none-the-less.