Tuesday Night 8:46

No, that's mine! Don't! I'll beat you with a spatula made of blood!

Mom Overheard Concerning Shirts

There was an article saying that OH OH OH! LOOK AT MY NEW SHIRT!

Pregnant Overheard

Jen Dunn is pregnant!
Tim Gunn is pregnant?!

Overheard at the Quarry

The Great Glitter God in the sky had a hemorrhage.

Dad Overheard

I could tell you stories about girls that would make your toes curdle!

Prepositional Nonsense, Desert Mirages, and Freddy Von Wilkenstanionterlypotmery

While I was arguing with some friends about ending sentences in prepositions, I remember that Dad once had something to say about it, so I went to go find where I wrote it down. Here tis:

Gwen: I ended a sentence in a preposition. I am ashamed.
Dad:That is the sort of nonsense up with which we will not put!

But in the process discovered that I have a lot of family quotes in a document entitled "Freddy Von Wilkenstanionterlypotmery," so here are a few of those:

Gwen: Brad Pitt is on Friends!
Mom: Fried Chicken?

I’ll bite your desert mirage!

I am a Thundermuffin. Fear me.

Your validment is not arged!

I bet he’s huge! Let’s go look at him.

Sushi is not eternal.

Jump on a rock! Jump on a rock! Jump on a rock! Oh, look! Some weed!

Put your man-tunic on and deal with it!