Chess Overheard

Jordan: I hate it when people checkmate me in chess! It means I lose!

Crack Cocaine and Chocolate Chips

Jordan: These chocolate chips are more addicting than crack cocaine!
September: How would you know?!
Jordan: Because I ate them!


Jordan: Gwen, you're a bad influence. In a good way.

September Overheard

Whoa, this is deep. Eat your corn.

B...No, I can't do it.

Katrina: (To John) If I acted like you you'd lock me in the closet.

Point Blank

Gwen: Why do they say "at point blank range?"
Jordan: I dunno, cuz you point it and then your mind goes blank because you're dead?

John: Are [insert noun and verb of your choice] with love?
My favorite so far: "Were the knots tied with love?"

Highams Overheard: Bugs

(On a bike ride)

Jordan: The bugs have opened heavy fire!!

Special Edition: Overheard at the Higham Residence

Gwen: Please tell me you guys have heard of Weezer.

Jordan: Yeah! Weasley is our King! He never lets the Quaffle in, Weasley is our king!...right?

  I sure like these guys.