An IM conversation:
Truman Blanchard 2:30 PM
I think they gave me a dud computer, this thing is slower than frozen molasses going up a hill backwards.
Gwen Hammer 2:30 PM
That was a beautiful analogy.
Is your computer running Windows 7?
Truman Blanchard 2:33 PM
I think it might be walking Windows 7, yes
Gwen Hammer 2:34 PM
yuck yuck
Truman Blanchard 2:34 PM
It is too late in the afternoon for morning sickness.
Gwen Hammer 2:34 PM
No, that would be "hurk, hurk"
Truman Blanchard 2:35 PM
Ah, subtle distinction.
(but really we are professional...out loud...)