Overheard at the Blanchard Residence

#DogBoobs. It's a thing. And what does that mean? Devin: It means cover your poop or Jesus won't come G: I flipped you off in m...

Nicholas: (Feeling Truman's face) I think you're about to have a mustache! Truman: Mom just sort of vanished and no one knew why....

An IM conversation: Truman Blanchard 2:30 PM I think they gave me a dud computer, this thing is slower than frozen molasses going up a hi...

Dad: Speaking of placentas...hand me that piano.

(A conversation over Facebook and text) Gwen: So...Gravity. Ethan: Just go back! So good! Gwen: In iMac 3d? Gwen: Imax* Ethan: Yes. Ap...

Elder Blanchard: Time to go, my hour is up, and my computer turns into a pumpkin if I do not log off on time.

Justin: What did people do socially before the internet? Gwen: They had tea parties.