Overheard at Dinner, Again.

Gwen: You cannot withstand the power of COSMIC BAMBI!
Dad: I can with the help of Godzilla.
Gwen: Yeah, but that's not Cosmic Bambi. Cosmic Bambi is all shiny and stuff.
Dad: I guess I'll bring Mechagodzilla.
Tru: You're bringing the Islamic Godzilla?



Mom: I'm gonna bite your slipper in the shoe department.

Dang, Tonight is Funny

Gwen: Aren't switchblades illegal?
Ethan: Not in Utah.
Gwen: Dad, aren't switchblades illegal?
Dad: Not in Utah.
Gwen: Dang it all!

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Tru: There's only one solution to this problem.
(Almost in Unison)
Gwen: Move to Mexico.
Tru: Poptarts.

Moses!

Tru: Son of Moses!
Gwen: Hm?
Tru: You're not the Son of Moses!!

Uh, Google it?

Googatize it!

C4!

This is what homework does to Truman and I. It doesn't even make sense. Does it?

Why don't I just go back to beating her with a shovel?
Because Intercision is funny. Wait, no it's not, blowing up is funny!
Well why don't I blow her up the old fashioned way, with C4?
C4's not old fashioned.
It's older than Intercision.
No it's not! Who's older, Phillip Pullman or C4?

Overheard at Ruby River

It's Dad's birthday, so Tru, Mom, Dad and I went to dinner at Ruby River. Silliness ensued.

Mom: That's an evil looking piece of bread...

Tru: (Holding a fork in each hand) Double the intake! Half the manners!

Dad: You're gonna be up all night.
Tru: No, I will combat it with, hm, what's it called? Lortab? Ambien?
Dad: Silmarillion.

Waitress: (After dropping an empty bowl) Hey, not bad for my first night!
Gwen: (After she has walked away) This is her first night? Hey! Welcome to Ruby River! You get to serve the insane family!