It's Dad's birthday, so Tru, Mom, Dad and I went to dinner at Ruby River. Silliness ensued.
Mom: That's an evil looking piece of bread...
Tru: (Holding a fork in each hand) Double the intake! Half the manners!
Dad: You're gonna be up all night.
Tru: No, I will combat it with, hm, what's it called? Lortab? Ambien?
Dad: Silmarillion.
Waitress: (After dropping an empty bowl) Hey, not bad for my first night!
Gwen: (After she has walked away) This is her first night? Hey! Welcome to Ruby River! You get to serve the insane family!
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