Mountain View Overheard; Also, the O Rock.

Truman: So last Friday, we beat Mountain View in basketball...hugadurgadurghadur aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh.
Gwendolyn: Great story.
Truman: Yeah, that's about it.

If he had a relationship status with Mountain View on Facebook it would be "complicated."

Forgot One

(Trying to get Gwen to laugh)
Tru: ...Bacon...Spinach...Naked...VERY Naked...
Dad: Very naked spinach? Must be one of those youth things.

Tunnels, Booby Traps, and Acetylsalicylic Acid

Truman: What is the short name of acetylsalicylic acid?
Gwen: ...Death Juice?

Ethan: I'm going to booby trap my room.
Dad: 'Booby trap' sounds like a spring loaded bra.
Tru: How long have you waited to say that joke?
Dad: About 47 years.

Truman: (Sadly) My tunnel flooded.
(Ten minutes later)
Mom: I was watching Modern Marvels and they had one on air conditioned, underground tunnels that are used for smuggling.
Ethan: Hey Truman. Their tunnels didn't flood.

Celery and Malefactions

Mom: We got lamb and vegetable balls.
Ethan: Vegetables have balls?
Dad: Yeah there's a bunch of eunuch celery running around.

Gwen: Google doesn't know what 'malefaction' means. I know that it originated in Hamlet but I don't know what it means.
Ethan: It doesn't work for anything!
Gwen: Malefaction?
Ethan: No!