Truman: What is the short name of acetylsalicylic acid?
Gwen: ...Death Juice?
Ethan: I'm going to booby trap my room.
Dad: 'Booby trap' sounds like a spring loaded bra.
Tru: How long have you waited to say that joke?
Dad: About 47 years.
Truman: (Sadly) My tunnel flooded.
(Ten minutes later)
Mom: I was watching Modern Marvels and they had one on air conditioned, underground tunnels that are used for smuggling.
Ethan: Hey Truman. Their tunnels didn't flood.
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