Mom: Did you hear about the kid who sold his kidney for an ipad? It's not good; you can survive with one but you really need two.
Ethan: What about a kidney and an ipad? It could filter stuff for you...
Dad: There's an app for that.
Truman: Did you hear about the guy who broke into a house looking for drugs and ended up sniffing someone's ashes?
Dad: Well if they were Keith Richards' ashes it might have worked.
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